Wow, that might be the most unclever title I’ve ever written. I’m setting new goals for myself every day, really.

Anyway, the bottom line is that I thought the new HP film lacked action, lacked mystery, lacked chemistry, and felt like a bridge between two “good” stories, which I suppose it is. I kept waiting for the excitement to ramp up–and it never did.

One of the worst, if not the worst, of the six, in my opinion.